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Caturday: Cat Toy FAIL

by 1389AD ( 122 Comments › )
Filed under Caturday, Humor, Open thread at December 11th, 2010 - 3:30 pm

In The Lamest-Ever Christmas Present, feline blogger Sparkle the Designer Cat critiques less-than-satisfactory gifts that she has received in the past. As shown here, she reserves particular disdain for “Thing in a Bag”:

Click here to see her funny explanation of why this toy proved to be so lame.

What to get instead…

An ordinary low-power red laser pointer is fun for almost any cat. Just make sure to shine the light at a surface, and keep it away from your (or the cat’s) eyes.


Caturday Goes Christmas Shopping

by 1389AD ( 108 Comments › )
Filed under Caturday, Economy, Humor, Open thread at December 4th, 2010 - 4:30 pm

For those who can afford to spend a little extra money just for lolz, the intertoobz offers many possibilities, among them the zany products on this site (click photos for the specifics):

Long-lasting Kitty IncrediBubbles for cats to chase

According to the site, these bubbles don’t immediately pop when they land on an object, thus giving your cat the opportunity to chase them around. Only problem is that the bubbles are peach-flavored, while most cats would probably prefer liver or fish. But then, their human caretakers might not be able to handle fish-scented bubble residue in their homes. Maybe catnip scent might be an idea for Version 2.0.

Plastic towel holder resembling a cat's posterior

Rather bizarre for a towel holder.

What’s with the emphasis on cat posteriors, anyway?

Pencil sharpener - insert pencil into rectum of plastic cat

Maybe humans have tail envy!

The tail actually wags on the next product:

Kit Cat Clock

On the other paw…

Those of us who are too broke to buy anybody anything this Christmas, if not for the foreseeable future, will have to get our laughs some other way. I offer the following:

Cat in file drawer, saying: Wikileekz cat iz in ur dokumentz...leekin'


Caturday: Siberian Cats

by 1389AD ( 182 Comments › )
Filed under Caturday, Open thread, Russia at November 6th, 2010 - 6:30 pm

From Wikipedia:

The Siberian is a domestic cat breed from Russia. The cat, that has similarities with breeds Maine Coon and Norwegian Forest Cat, is a natural breed and the national cat of Russia.

It is said to be hypoallergenic and produces less Fel d1 than other cat breeds…

Siberian Cats come in many color varieties, among them tabbies, calicos, bicolors, black, “blue” (actually grey), and orange. A Siberian Cat has a heavy, semi-long-haired coat, a strong, robust body, and a medium head shape (neither “pointy” like a Siamese, nor “flattened” like a Persian). An adult Siberian Cat will have a long and very fluffy tail.

Here are a few examples from Siberian Cat World; click the thumbnail images to see more:

The Siberian Cat, a trooper…in our opinion one of the best cat breeds in the world.

The Siberian Cat originates in Russia. It is a semi long-haired cat, appreciated over the years for its sweet and affectionate temperament. The registrations of the Siberian Cat started in 1987 by the Kotofei Cat Club in St. Petersburg. It was soon followed by The Fauna Club in Moscow.

The exact origin of the Siberian Cat is impossible to confirm due to lack of documentation. It’s a Russian house cat breed. Just, like any stray cat, if given some food and a warm place to stay, it will gradually become more or less domesticated. Cats are good rodent hunters and were therefore imported to cities like Leningrad ( St. Petersburg) to keep the rats under control sometimes at the end of the 1940’s or the beginning of the 1950’s.

A stray cat has mostly low status in any country, especially after the World War II when Europe and former USSR were recovering from the long war.

The modern breeding started from these cats, taken to homes from the streets of Leningrad and Moscow.In the 1960´s the breeding was in small scale, but during the second Russian “revolution” when political system was reformed, the breeding started in larger scale. Export started as well, in the end of 1980’s. The breeders used different cats as foundations; they took them often from the streets. There were also importations from Northern Asia, this started in 1999…

Siberian Kitten Kamisha Katjanja DK* Meldegaards

Siberian Cat So Foxy of Jorrah

Siberian Cat Pendraig Red Sonja Sunfire

Dorofei, Russia’s First Cat

Dorofei belongs to a breed called Neva Masquerade, which is a descendent of the Siberian Cat breeding stock, but with blue eyes and Siamese “points” (darker fur on muzzle, ears, paws, and tail).

Dorofei, Russia's First Cat

From Wikipedia:

Dorofei (Russian: Дорофей) is a rare Neva Masquerade (Siberian breed) cat belonging to incumbent Russian President Dmitry Medvedev and his wife Svetlana Medvedeva. Dorofei took over the title of First Pet from Vladimir Putin‘s black labrador Koni, when Medvedev was inaugurated on 7 May 2008.[1]

Dorofei was born in 2004. The Neva Masquerade breed comes from Saint Petersburg, however Dorofei was bred by the Great Hunter breeding company in Moscow. Svetlana Medvedeva bought Dorofei from the breeders as a kitten, and took him back to Saint Petersburg.[2] Neva Masquerades with a good pedigree can cost up to twenty thousand Russian rubles.[1]

Kremlin pets: Cat follows dog

On May 7, when Putin hands over to Medvedev the symbol of presidential power — a golden chain of the Order of St Andrew – Medvedev’s cat Dorofei (Dorotheus in English) will take over the title of First Pet from Connie.

…According to Trud daily, the four-year-old Dorofei belongs to a rare Neva Masquerade breed, revealing Medvedev’s love of St Petersburg – his and Putin’s home town on the Neva River.

Putin has brought many of his St Petersburg aquaintances to top government jobs in Moscow. St Petersburg friends form a considerable part of Medvedev’s entourage as well.

“One more guy from St Petersburg,” wrote Trud, referring to the cat.

In fact Medvedev’s wife Svetlana bought D0rofei in Moscow.

“When Svetlana came to pick up the kitten, she was not the first lady yet, just a simple and very nice woman,” Izvestia quoted the owner of a breeding company Great Hunter, Irina Ilminskaya, as saying. “She played a bit with the kittens and said they always kept cats in their home.”…


Caturday: World’s Longest Cat

by 1389AD ( 81 Comments › )
Filed under Caturday, Open thread at October 30th, 2010 - 9:30 pm

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World’s longest cat – Stewie – measures 4 feet

Picture of Stewie, the world's longest cat
Wed Oct 20, 3:27 pm ET RENO, Nev.
The world’s longest cat measures more than 4 feet, stealing the record from another Maine Coon. The Reno Gazette-Journal reported that 5-year-old Stewie was certified as the new Guinness World Record holder after measuring 48 1/2 inches from the tip of his nose to the tip of his tail bone. That’s a little more than 4 feet long.

The record was previously held by another Maine Coon that measured 48 inches…

Read the rest.

Here’s the original Long Cat, courtesy of Teh Meme Wiki:

The original Longcat The image of a random white cat being held by his legpits immediately soared to popularity once it became known. Many savvy interweb-goers now associate this image with the almighty Ceiling Cat releasing his epic ceiling powers. Retrieved from ‘http://meme.wikia.com/wiki/Long_Cat’.

Catnarok Begins November 2, 2010

From ‘Know Your Meme’:

Catnarok/Tacgnol

Within the Catnarok mythology (see Ceiling Cat) it is believed that one day Longcat will engage in a mighty final battle with his anti-self, Tacgnol (Protip: Longcat spelled backwards)…Sometimes this event is interpreted as the Apocalypse, while others take a more Taoist approach and consider it to be an eternal battle. Catnarok: Longcat vs. Tacgnol