AND THE POLLS ARE CLOSED!

Except in Hawaii. Alaska, being both the easternmost and westernmost State on the Continent got to vote both first and last due to the International Date Line. Michelle Malkin has a nice interactive tracker. ( Okay, quit nodding your heads and smirking to yourselves. h/t to NT2U.)

[Seekrit message for Blogmockers: Rumor has it that there’s a Sock Hop over at 1.0. You-know-who will have a foot-operated banning stick with the word “DELETE” imprinted in reverse on his left big toe. If you are participating, be sure to get screen shots and save them as soon as your posts go up, and email uncropped .png’s or .bmp’s to dodblogwarrior at gmail.com for future amusement. No .zip files will be accepted.

H/t to snork for this suggestion:

“BTW, for any sockbaiters. Screen shots are nice, but HTML dumps are better. Depending on what browser you’re using, it’s something like File —> Save As —> [file name]. That gets you a copy of the whole thread on your disk forever. Then you can screen shot excerpts later.”]

For live banter on the poll results, visit Rose’s Table 9. For laid back entertainment while watching the numbers roll it, stay here for The Midterm Election Coverage Overnight Open Thread.