By CzechRebel

I cannot imagine that people could be so stupid as to vote for him. Not for president, not for senator, not for the Illinois legislature, not even for dog catcher. Poor dogs!

President Obama: “Dog Eater,” the Music Video

Published on Apr 20, 2012 by WeAreTheRPA

DOGEATER

Music: Hall/Oates
Lyrics: Made possible by a grant from the Lolo D. and Catherine T. Soetoro Foundation

He only comes out at night
To find a tasty bite
Nothing is new, I’ve seen his gaze before
Watching and waiting
He’s sitting with you but eyeing some Basset Hounds

So many to taste and see
Chihuahua fricasse
Dear Leader is wild, but he’s tamed by the taste of a puppy’s tail
Served up on a platter
The school lunches are sure gonna get bizarre

Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up
Oh here he comes
He’s a dogeater
Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up
Oh here he comes
He’s a dogeater

I wonder if Michelle approves
Fried puppy just won’t do
Poached poodle flan, the One will really rip their fur apart
Mind over matter
TelePrompTer glaze but a beast is in his heart

Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up
Oh here he comes
He’s a dogeater
Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up
Oh here he comes
He’s a dogeater

Obama ate a dog

Published on Apr 20, 2012 by SDAMatt2a
“Obama ate a dog.”
Sounds like a song in need of a banjo.

For more, see #ObamaDogRecipes!