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TACO Tuesday – #EffUMizzou

by Crackerbox Palace ( 201 Comments › )
Filed under Censorship, Democratic Party, Hipsters, History, Marxism, Progressives at November 17th, 2015 - 11:00 am

Angry taco

[I apologize in advance for the use of vulgar, but in this case necessary, language.]

So, the precious kumquats at Mizzou and other campuses are upset that terrorists attacking Paris have taken the “spotlight” off their hurt feelings and need for safe “spaces”. How dare the media turn away from the horror of a poop swastika and instead focus on the blood flowing on the streets of Paris. Someone has been mean to us! Don’t you care? And look at Amherst! Why, those poor little rich kids – why, they have to endure a football mascot dressed as an American Revolutionary War hero! WHY, oh Lord, WHY? Besides, all those people who were murdered in Paris were White! And as we all know, only #BlackLivesMatter.

So these irrelevant little douchebags, not satisfied with making themselves look petty and ridiculous, decided to go for all the gusto and created a NEW hashtag, lest we forget just who the real victims are here: #fuckparis. No, seriously, they actually are using that in their tweets. What’s worse is that when taken to task for this, they double down with the “white privilege” argument.

Oh shut the hell up.

I’m old enough to have watched the Civil Rights movement in the South up close and personal. I was fortunate enough to have a mother – a white, conservative REPUBLICAN woman from New England, who gathered us to listen to the “I Have a Dream” speech by Martin Luther King at the foot of the memorial to the President who kept the Union together, at a very high price, paid on both sides of the conflict. I learned that #BlackLivesMatter watching a nasty piece of work turn fire hoses and attack dogs on children and protesters. I don’t need you clowns to tell me how it was. When I walked to school, I didn’t understand why my friend went left and I went right at the intersection. I’ve seen the Gorgon of racism – REAL racism. And you want to tell ME that my “white privilege” doesn’t allow me to understand the significance of your hurt feelings and fear?

Oh shut the hell up.

Fear? Do you want to talk about FEAR? There was a time when Blacks were afraid to even register to vote, were afraid to congregate, were afraid to look at a white person for too long a period of time. Yes, it was ugly and from this ugliness a great man arose. Who took America by the hand, untied the blindfold and said “Do you see? This is still a part of your country. You’re good people. You can’t let this go on.” And he walked, and he defied unjust laws and got arrested. And he did so with dignity. And people from all over the country came to help. White people linked arms with Black people and said “we are with you.” And some of those White people died for it. And it culminated in one of the most moving speeches in history that told us, indeed #AllLivesMatter. I try to think how The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King would have reacted had the media stopped covering his march in Selma to put the spotlight on a tragedy such as Paris. He would not have stomped his feet and acted like a five-year-old denied a cookie. He would have found the nearest house of worship and offered prayers for the victims. If no church was available he would have done it where he stood. You snots took to Twitter and whined because someone turned off the cameras.

Oh shut the hell up.

The civil rights movement I remember had Dr. King, Ralph Abernathy, Cecil Williams, Thurgood Marshall – who eloquently stated the truth of the situation, at great peril to themselves. You have DeRay McKesson, a garden-variety attention whore, who stokes the flames of dissent and runs away to the next location. And frankly, the last hit by Snoop Dog was more articulate than anything this guy has to say.

And all of you combined don’t equal the courage of one Medgar Evers.

And I’m sure this will all be branded as racist, vile, and I’m Bull Connor in a skirt. Say what you want, I know the truth of how I feel and who I am. But frankly, your hashtag and behavior in light of the real deaths of real people in Paris, who were in their “safe spaces” asking nothing, harming no one, really, really, pissed me the hell off.

So I invented a hashtag of my own.

(The Return of) TACO Tuesday!! The Walking Dead Thread

by Crackerbox Palace ( 281 Comments › )
Filed under Entertainment, Food and Drink, Open thread at August 11th, 2015 - 4:00 pm

I picked this because I was going for offending the greatest number of people possible.....

I picked this because I was going for offending the greatest number of people possible…..

I have returned to the TACO Tuesday thread. This is not a thread with depth. This is not a thread with analysis. This is a thread you can spill hot sauce all over and no one will take offense.

Technology is a wonderful thing. I work 40 miles north of the Silicon Valley – home of Apple, Google, eBay, AMD, Facebook, you name it. I have a desktop, a laptop, two iPads, three iPhones, and four iPods of varying sizes and “generations.” I do not have a partridge in a pear tree because Apple doesn’t make one. For a while there, it was a toss up between Steve Jobs and Callaway Golf as to who was getting a greater share of my disposable income.
In my car, I have an OnStar satellite phone and Sirius/XM satellite radio. Anyone who has ever driven with regularity to Los Angeles or Lake Tahoe knows the value. You never leave the area of the good radio station and you can make calls at 7,000 ft. If my forebears had only had these marvels, I wouldn’t be hearing snickers when I make dinner reservations.

Some years ago, amidst all this gigabyte wonderfulness, California discovered it had a problem. People looking down to quickly dial phones, causing accidents when they drifted over into a lane or rear-ended the car in front of them. California passed what has been come to be known as a “hands-fee” law – i.e., you must be able to answer/start/end calls without having to hold your device in your hand. While lovely in theory, can I just tell you that Californians followed this law just the way they….well, Google “California Stop” and you’ll get the idea.
With the advent of unlimited text, California had to pass another law. This time, they implored you not to read or send texts while driving. Which sheds a great deal of light on another real problem in California today. Apparently we are populated with a lot of people that apparently were either born without common sense or left it at the Agricultural Inspection Station on the way in. And Californians followed this law….let me put it this way. You hear horns at an intersection? It’ probably not Minnie taking too long to get her car through the green. It’s Minnie forgetting she’s at a light while texting Miney where she’s going.

I didn’t think it could get worse. It has. You’ve seen them, I’m sure. They walk with their heads down, bent over their smartphones….texting. They walk with the supreme knowledge that you will get out of their way. On escalators, they are so engrossed in the latest viral YouTube video that they are completely unaware that the pretty moving stairway has come to an end, the result of which is that everyone behind them smashes into them, causing them to drop their smart phone resulting in an anxiety attack as they have to engage with real people.

However, my evil twin, whom I have named Grizelda, laughs like a demented idiot when this happens (you’ll have to view in YouTube; think of it as your after cocktail exercise):

I know I should worry, especially in California, that they vote. But unless someone puts a hashtag up on Twitter or a map on Facebook, I rather doubt they will ever be able to find their way to a polling place.