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Cheesecake Of The Ancients

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 89 Comments › )
Filed under Art, History, Humor, OOT, Open thread at February 26th, 2012 - 11:00 pm

“The Dancing Venus of Galgenberg is unique. Her head and limbs are carefully depicted, and even accented with openings in the stone. Her left arm is raised with the hand behind the head. She stands with her weight resting insouciantly on one foot, and the right hand is placed on the hip. One breast is shown in profile, the other is carved in low relief. In my column, I drew attention to Betty Grable’s familiar pose.

“The Dancing Venus is no Mother Goddess. This is a chick with sex appeal. Cheesecake since the dawn of time.

Really? A poorly sculpted lump of jade was stoneage juvenile wankage material? Let’s file this in the Whodathunkit Category on The Overnight Open Thread.

How To Clean Vinyl Records

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 96 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Music, Open thread at April 2nd, 2011 - 11:00 pm


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That’s the correct way to clean 45RPM records. Cleaning vinyl 33RPM recordings takes a lot more, um, effort, as the larger cleaners are very rare and hard to find. As for CDs and DVDs, I’ve had success with the toothpaste treatment, and I’ve also fixed scratched discs with Brasso.

If your media is skipping, take some non-abrasive gel toothpaste or Brasso and wipe it onto the offending disc. Let it dry, then wipe it off radially, i.e.,  from the center outward. This is not a prank as it’s worked for me, especially on rented DVDs.

For you older folks, this treatment does NOT work on VCR tapes, cassettes or 8-tracks.

I notice that our Rec Room Video Library has been enhanced with a bunch of non-returned BlockBuster DVDs. Muchas gracias, but whoever owns the 5 volume set of Lesbian Amputee Dwarf Porn DVDs (yeah, real funny – we know who you are) may take them back home because we don’t do that stuff here on The Overnight Open Thread.