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“Dang! You were right!”

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 10 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Bigotry, Caption This, Humor, OOT, Open thread at August 22nd, 2012 - 11:00 pm

“Well I’m a sonofabitch! It DOES taste like ass!”

Caption contest? Why the hell not. Avast ye puddlers and snark away me bitches on The Overnight Open Thread.

Cheesecake Of The Ancients

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 89 Comments › )
Filed under Art, History, Humor, OOT, Open thread at February 26th, 2012 - 11:00 pm

“The Dancing Venus of Galgenberg is unique. Her head and limbs are carefully depicted, and even accented with openings in the stone. Her left arm is raised with the hand behind the head. She stands with her weight resting insouciantly on one foot, and the right hand is placed on the hip. One breast is shown in profile, the other is carved in low relief. In my column, I drew attention to Betty Grable’s familiar pose.

“The Dancing Venus is no Mother Goddess. This is a chick with sex appeal. Cheesecake since the dawn of time.

Really? A poorly sculpted lump of jade was stoneage juvenile wankage material? Let’s file this in the Whodathunkit Category on The Overnight Open Thread.

Well, Bite My Ass!

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 143 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Open thread at October 6th, 2010 - 11:00 pm

[Found here. Crossposted here.]

Too bad there’s not a video of what happened to the pelican’t shortly after the ass end of the ass realizes there’s an ass-biter on his tail, because if there was, I’d definitely post it on this Overnight Open Thread.