[Courtesy Strutts News Services]
According to a recent survey conducted by StruttsPolls™ a large majority of 22 year-old white male non-registered eligible voters would support a 3rd party because they couldn’t remember the first two.64.7% of the non-registered voters polled in Rudy’s backyard last weekend said that they’d register to vote if the Party Party was established. The remaining 35.3% wavered between the Toga Party and the Hot Chicks Naked In Jacuzzis With Beer Party.
None of the current candidates for the presidensity address the young and inebriated non-voting contingent. That’s a potentially huge voting bloc – and all they want is a keg on every patio, a couple of bimbos to make nachos and dismiss their advances, and The Overnight Open Thread.
Tags: Elections 2012, keg party, Overnight Open Thread, Politics, Presidental Debate, Stupid, Youth Vote
