The optics of Barack Obama’s Presidency have moved from bad kabuki theater to downright bizarre. Besides the plethora of softballs the Obama team has been lobbing to us righty bloggers, he has served up the opportunity for even juicier bits of red meat. Due to the fact that I am growing tired of listing the entire littany of Obama stumbles on a daily basis, we’ll use as an example of his incompetence and demagoguery his latest foray into the world of the absurd. After campaigning on, and then lecturing us on, a new tone in Washington politics and civility, Barack Obama scheduled a joint session address to congress for the same night as the Republican candidate debate, which had been scheduled for months. Just to put that into perspective, he rescheduled his joint session address to ask for permission to go to Libya, a full month at least after he was already in violation of the War Powers Act, so that his address would not conflict with Fox’s Dancing With The Stars. The reason for his urgency over his address next week? Well, it is a campaign speech thinly disguised as the long awaited jobs program. That’s right, the same one he promised to give us in short order for the last 31 months. The very same one he was thinking of right before he went to sleep each night, and the first thing he thought of when he got up in the morning, and apparently for not even a nanosecond in between. The very same one by the way, he put off most recently so that he could hang with the Jet Set in beautiful Martha’s Vineyard for 10 days of fun in the sun.
Let me end your undoubted suspense over the jobs speech which will now be held on Thursday, due to Republican stupidity in handling the Obama gaffe. (If the Republicans were smart, they would have agreed to let the little boy speak on Wednesday, and then held their debate immediately afterward. That way, they would have had an 8 man nationally televised destruct Obamathon in which to rebut the President’s idiocy.) The President’s speech will consist of the following. You should hate oil company executives, and bankers too. You should hate all insurance companies while you’re at it. The rich, who you should really really hate are not sacrificing enough to ease the burden of those who, not only don’t sacrifice at all, but actually are living on the public dole. Some people, who are not named Barack Obama are actually flying around on private jets, and you should definitely hate them. If those people would just allow him to spend like a drunken sailor, then we could invest in infrastructure again. We need to repair roads, bridges, and to build our Universities, and that will get our economy really humming this time he promises. Let’s not forget about those green jobs, which really do exist, and not just in his imagination. The recovery is coming along slower, but he can see the corner being turned, really. It was Bush’s fault, and is the shared fault of all Republicans in the House and Senate who have stopped passing his suicidal legislative packages.
So, while he is telling us all of that, click this link to read what his Administration is really doing to help create jobs in America. President Obama’s Justice department has made the decision to raid Gibson Guitars for allegedly violating the Lacey Act. It appears that even though India is fine with exporting their rather rare and high quality rose wood, Eric Holder has taken it upon himself to act as a proxy for India, who clearly is incapable of making rational decisions for themselves. The ironic thing is, not only did C.J. Martin not get charged with the highly dubious law, but Michelle Obama herself has been giving away Gibson Guitars as gifts to foreign dignitaries. As it turns out, the CEO for Gibson is a Republican, while the CEO for C.J. Martin is a Democrat. Say hello to Chicago Politics America. If you donate to my political adversary, I will punish you by destroying your livelihood. Question for those of you keeping score at home, how many jobs have been lost at Gibson so far due to the Obama thug tactics of performing his duties as President.
We all know what happened earlier this year to Boeing, who spent $2 Billion to build a new plant in South Carolina to produce their 787 Dream Liner passenger jet, only to be disallowed to move into the facility because it seems that the Obama Administration does not wish to reward right to work States. So, for the roughly 1000 would be employees of Boeing in South Carolina, hard cheese for you. Just continue to hold your breath and wait for a green job to save you. Unfortunately for you however, that green job won’t be with Solyndra, as that company is now bankrupt, despite the small fact that they received over Half a Billion Bones in stimulus money. Don’t feel too bad for Solyndra however, since that company is owned by the wealthy Obama fundraiser, George Kaiser. He has plenty of other businesses which also received stimulus money. Like I said, Chicago Style. This is clearly the most ethical Administration evah!
