This is a tragic tale of when your ego takes over. It’s a timeless warning for all to heed!
This is an Open Thread.
(Cross Posted @ The Diary of Daedalus)
Posts Tagged ‘Jazz Guitarists’
Daedalus and Icarus Video Open Thread
by Phantom Ace ( 53 Comments › )Filed under Blogmocracy, Blogwars, Humor, LGF, Open thread at April 4th, 2010 - 1:00 pm
The Tale of Icarus
by Daedalus ( 217 Comments › )Filed under Blogmocracy, Humor, LGF, Open thread at March 27th, 2010 - 7:00 pm
Intro by m:
This will be the first and only cross-post from our new sister site, “The Diary of Daedalus”. You can get to the site through the page linked in the navigation bar or through the feed in the sidebar underneath “recent posts”.
We are not banning all Charles/LGF talk from The Blogmocracy. Please do not take it that way. Feel free to comment about whatever, whenever, wherever (as always). The sister site will just be a place for the cj/lgf related dedicated threads.
Without anything further… we would like to introduce you to… Daedalus, Icarus’ daddy.
The Diary of Daedalus: The Tale of Icarus
Welcome, citizens of Athens (or wherever you may call home) to my humble abode, or in Greece we call it the domo. It’s a pretty comfortable place to be sure, lots of room to sit down and have a nice hot cup of coffee. Sit back and I will tell you the tale of that idiot son of mine, Icarus.
I built the first Labyrinth for that asshole King Minos on the island of Crete cause the King had a bit of trouble with the Minotaur, the dude that was half man and half bull cause the Minotaur was drunk and out of control, tearing around the island breaking things and just being a moron. The King and I tossed the old warhorse into the Labyrinth to calm down the area. I built the Labyrinth so well in fact that I could barely get out of the thing myself and damn that Minos, he locked me up in a tower on Crete so no one else could find out my secrets. I couldn’t get out of there by ship either cause Minos had guards all over the place and they were searching cargo holds in case they spotted me and he blocked off all the roads too. Bastard!
Anyways, I had to get the hell off Crete cause who wants to be prisoner on some shitty island anyways? You tell me! At least I had my kid Icarus to help me in my escape. I decided to make some wings out of wax and thread and knickknacks out of the garage. Here is what happened next.
Icarus wasn’t too bright and he was a brat too, never listening to his old man. His Mom was fed up with him and I ended up with full custody after his mom told him to take out the garbage and Icarus told her, “You cooked it, you take out the garbage!” That’s how he ended up sponging off of me.
I told that dope a long time ago to listen to his old man and NOT to get to close to the sun cause wax MELTS when it gets to close to the sun. What does he do? Figures out he’s gonna fly up to the sun cause he would get up there at night. STOOPID! Bang, next thing you know, all the wax melted and he did a crash dive into the sea. Damn kid.
Well, that’s the story of my kid Icarus, that’s the whole of it. Any more questions, talk to my wife. Oh, since you have been kind enough to listen to the story, I’ll let you see this video that my buddy Bruce Dickenson wrote about that kid of mine. Enjoy!
The mission of this blog is to mock Charles “Icarus” Johnson for his insane rantings and lies!
(Cross posted @ The Diary of Daedalus)
The Jazz Artist crushes the Irish Rose
by Phantom Ace ( 265 Comments › )Filed under Blogwars, Humor, LGF, Liberal Fascism, Open thread, Progressives at March 4th, 2010 - 8:48 pm
Radical Totalitarian Progressive Psychopath, Irish Rose, was one of the biggest defenders of a 1980’s Jazz Guitarist. She has been banned from his blog. This Section 8 Welfare Queen, who invented stories about people from Blogmocracy looking for her Trailer Park and about having an imaginary Swedish boyfriend, has been banned from The Obscure Mediocre 70’s/80’s Jazz Guitarist’s Groupie Blog. I really don’t feel sorry for her as she tried to have this blog shut down completely (it lasted an hour). Her and her buddy Defense Man, aka Honorary Yooper, went out their way to defend their once beloved Jazz Artist. After getting nailed by yours truly and many other Netizens, they cowered into the back ground to lick their wounds.
Irish Rose then went on to make a new enemy, Ice Weasel. This fascist creature is now the most powerful blogger on the Groupie Blog other than the Jazz Musician himself. She even eclipsed fellow groupie Killgore Trout in power and influence. Irish Rose and Ice Weasel are both evil people and like Stalin/Hitler or Mao/Khrushchev or more recently Obama/Chavez, it was a matter of time before they fought. Well it has finally happened and just like in the case of Sharmuta, the Jazz Guy picked his new minion over someone who went out of their way to defend him.
Irish Rose went from being a Conservative to a Far Left Neo-Maoist to please Icarus. This was not enough, when the musician chooses a new Groupie, it’s apparently time for the old one to leave.
This is just another example of Leftists turning on each other!
Below is her goodbye post!
This is the overnight Open thread, enjoy!
(Hat Tip: Josephine)
Update: With the recent bannings of Irish Rose and Sharmuta leaving, it shows the low character of the low character of this Obscure and Mediocre 70’s/80’s Jazz Guitarist. He used two mentally disturbed people for his benefit. Being the Musician he is, once he became enamored of another groupie (Iceweasel), He kicked them to the curb. This shows the vile nature of Progressives.
The Cowardly Jazz Guitarist
by Phantom Ace ( 251 Comments › )Filed under Blogmocracy, Blogwars, LGF at March 2nd, 2010 - 8:09 pm
It is often said that when people are bullied as youths they become abusive as adults. This could be the case of a certain obscure mediocre 80’s jazz guitarist. This musician, as we all know, is a blog bully. If you disagree or beat one of his pets in a debate he bans you. He then outs your identity and libels you as a Racist/Nazi/White Supremacist. Clearly this washed up jazz artist has mental issues and today we may have found out why!
He admits he avoided defending himself. This is the mark of a coward and someone who runs when confronted. This explains his paranoia that people are out looking for him. I hate to break it to him, but who would waste their time with a has been jazz guitarist that most people have never even heard of.
He was a coward as a youth and he is coward now. This is why he bullies people on his blog. It’s to make up for being a cowardly youth. He should have stuck to playing Jazz Guitar.
Enjoy the Overnight Open and feel free to discuss anything.
Update: Is it possible the Jazz Artist is really Max Headroom? They are both relics of the 1980’s are a figures of ridicule! I will let you all be the judge.
Max Headroom
The Jazz Guitarist!
