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Dorkmobile

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 72 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Cars & Trucks, Humor, Open thread at June 10th, 2011 - 11:00 pm


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Well, well, well. What do we have here?

Looks like it’s time for the Dorkville Senior Prom, and someone’s dad brought home some scrap plywood and 1×6 roof sheathing from the jobsite again. He snagged an aerosol can of expansive foam insulation as well. That same someone’s mom scored some water color poster paint from the art supply room at Dorkville Elementary while Mrs. DeFarcas was busy washing the wheat paste off of Bobby Bieber’s face. Who could that someone be?

Trey Jameson. He’s that little s.o.b. from down the street who tried to let air out of your tires and only managed to release a half-pound before his fingernail ripped when you hit him with the garden hose on Halloween night a coupla years back. Now he’s a junior at Dorkville High, and he owns a staple gun. He tried to flatten your spare with it just last week.

Not much I can say that’s not intuitively obvious to the casual observer, except that TJ really screwed up the fit of the trunk and had to replace both rear light assemblies (you can’t chip away that foam insulation without damage) and got no dates for his trouble. Even the Dorkville Cheerleaders laughed at him.

What a great Babe Magnet. Pure efficient genius, presented for mockery on
The Overnight Open Thread.

Chivamobile

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 42 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Open thread, Technology at June 8th, 2011 - 11:00 pm


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No idea what this is all about, but everyone needs a goatcycle to terrorize the neighborhood kids with. Looks to me like somebody pushes while you sit on it and spin until you fall off and puke.

Unfortunately this particular model is no longer available. That’s a good thing, because (unlike another blogger we know) there’s no spinning on
The Overnight Open Thread.

Kudos to Andrew Breitbart For Multiple Smackdowns

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 178 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Blogwars, Diary of Daedalus, Entertainment, Humor, LGF, Open thread, Politics at June 7th, 2011 - 11:00 pm

“As soon as I heard about the “scandal” involving Rep. Anthony Weiner, and saw it being pushed like crazy by fraudster Andrew Breitbart, I knew it would turn out to be yet another phony story. And that’s exactly what happened.”
Charles Johnson 30 May 2011

Woot. The Clown Posse Rides again. Charles Johnson jumped on the left running board of 1930s smear liberalism, honking the horn all the way, and rode it right into the ditch. Although Breitbart hasn’t been wrong yet,  Andrew’s learned about dealing with the left-wing media hounds who were loosed on him regarding PENIS PENIS PENIS LOLgate.

To be fair, Charles The Consistent was merely echoing the talking points distributed by the leftist media in defense of a slimeball who sent images of his privates to the public… some of whom were apparently underage.

Charles only forwarded the fabricated memetrope and declared Weinergate to be a fraud. His Lizard Army picked up the ball and ran with it. They deduced that it was Andrew Breitbart who set up a clever sting operation in which his spies tracked NY Dem Rep Anthony Weiner into a mens’ locker room. Breitbart’s spies waited until Weiner had a woody, then sidled up next to him and took a picture from a cellphone camera while pretending to check email, and all without Weiner taking notice.

Once they cropped and enhanced the images, they hacked into Weiner’s yfrog account to post the embarrassing pictures to young girls and a porn actress so that Breitbart could claim credit (for busting a married democrat for lewd and lascivious behavior) and eventually rule the world. Fucking brilliant.

Charles, you owe Breitbart an apology, because once again, you’ve pwnd yourself.
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This was posted earlier today on Diary of Daedalus, but we (The Boiler Room Crew) had so much fun doing it we thought it was worth a crosspost on The Overnight Open Thread.

‘Scuse Me, But Haven’t We Met Before?

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 126 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Open thread at June 6th, 2011 - 11:00 pm


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Dogs crack me up because they’re all jerks. Lovable jerks, for sure, but they’re still idiots, and they have no shame. Dogs just enjoy doing what dogs do.

Simple things amaze them. Every weekday you come home from work, and they’re ecstatic that you were able to find your way back on your own… again. When they hear a siren, they howl to help spread the alarm. Throw a snowball into a drift and they’ll spend 15 minutes looking for it before they realize that they’ve been had, and then they want you to do it again.

But dogs know how to play us as well. Sure Rover is happy to see you, licking your face and all… but he remembers where his tongue was a few minutes before, even if you didn’t see him doing it. You’ve been Dog Pwnd.

And there’s been some serious pwnage today. Let’s circle around a few times and settle into The Overnight Open Thread.