I don’t know what The Obama Hand Jive is all about considering that no matter how ambidextrous you are, few can write legible stuff on the backs of their hands. That by itself makes the whole thing a hoax from the start, but from what I’ve been told, these backhanded messages are supposed to illustrate why a person is going to vote for Obama in November.

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is going to vote for Obama because he pays her, and according to the message someone wrote on the back of her right hand, for “Our Kids.”  I don’t know about you, but I’ve never had sexual relations with that bag of dust with an overbite, so there’s no possibility that we’ve produced children. I mean, maybe I’d think about sticking it in her mouth, but no way would I, um, you know…

But then I looked at that excellent portrait of Ms. W-S and noticed that one of her eyes is a tad lower than the other. Not a big deal, nobody’s face is perfectly symmetrical, but I found it odd, especially since her doctored up Wiki photo doesn’t show it. It reminded me of something from my childhood.

You see it now? Alfreda E. Neuman-Shultz with a Sharpie tatt.

I understand that not everyone has the same eye for snarkage, so let’s make it easy for our slower friends at The Swamp.

Some things you can never un-see, but you already knew that. You also knew that it happens frequently on The Overnight Open Thread.