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Old News

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 134 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Democratic Party, Economy, Elections 2010, Humor, Open thread, Politics, Progressives, Socialism at June 6th, 2010 - 10:35 pm

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No news is good news but old news was better. Sometimes I wish we had more old news instead of the current barrage of doom and gloom. Markets are down, unemployment is up, we have daily reports of blatant lies in the MSM shoring up a failed congress and a worse presidency. The only light at the end of the tunnel might not show itself until November.

Even that’s an iffy proposition, as flipping congress into a conservative majority won’t have any immediate effects on the economy as long as current spending programs remain in place. History proves that welfare states are unsustainable, and with close to 50% of the U.S. populace working in government jobs paid for by those who don’t, things look pretty bleak.

It’s going to get worse before it gets better. I’d rather read about meat driving girls sex crazy instead, and that’s a great cynical lead-in to an Overnight Open Thread.

Getting Wild On Valentine’s Day?

by WrathofG-d ( 5 Comments › )
Filed under Open thread at February 11th, 2009 - 2:52 pm

A zoo in Michigan has come up with a unique way to spend Valentine’s Day for all you lovers out there.  For a fee of $50 you can come to the zoo with your significant other and watch animals have sex.  Unfortunately however, because of the overwhelming interest, the tickets have already sold out.

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Zoorotica program at Binder Park Zoo, Michigan

BATTLE CREEK, Mich. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) – Chocolate and flowers are nice, but this Valentine’s Day why not take your honey for a walk on the wild side?

“We’re going to talk about animal reproduction, the different animals here at Binder Park Zoo and their little quirks, different things that get them going to help them reproduce,” said Jenny Parnett of Binder Park Zoo.

It’s a Valentine’s Day date that’s sure to ruffle some feathers.

Binder Park Zoo says love birds are flocking to sign up for the Zoorotica program. From frolicking frogs to the love-lives of leopards, this will give you an intimate look at animal mating rituals.

The R-rated show lets you go where no zoo guests have gone before.

Tickets are sold out, but there is a waiting list. Just call the zoo office to add your name.

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The following is from the Binder Zoo’s own advertisement for this event.

Experienced and unabashed staff will lead you on a tour exploring the sexual lives of animals. Biting, clawing, scratching and mid-air acrobatics, animals have a way of reproducing that can be beautiful and brutal at the same time! The love tour will end with hors d’oeuvres and a special DVD presentation. Each couple will receive a small gift to commemorate their experience! This is an adults only event and participants must be 21 years or older.

Looking for more? The Holiday Inn of Battle Creek is offering participants of the “ZOOROTICA” tour a special discounted overnight stay for $129. Other packages are available that include overnight room, late check out at 2:00pm, champagne or sparkling grape juice, rose petals on the bed, chocolate dipped strawberries, and dinner for 2 in the Cereal City Grill with a special Valentine’s menu.

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Child Molester Wins Sexual Abuse Fundraiser

by bar ( 1 Comment › )
Filed under Crime at January 11th, 2009 - 8:31 am

How difficult would it have been to exclude convicted sex offenders from winning?

ANCHORAGE, Alaska — A convicted sex offender won a $500,000 Alaska raffle that was a fundraiser for a nonprofit organization that helps victims of sexual abuse.

Alec Ahsoak of Anchorage, 53, came forward Saturday to collect his prize.

The state sex offender registry lists Ahsoak as convicted of two counts of sexual abuse of a minor in 1993 and one count in 2000. (from Foxnews.com)

I hope state law will allow this scumbag’s victims to sue him for that money. But course, it probably won’t.

The next time you consider donating to one of these organizations, remember who might benefit. Certainly not the people you are trying to help!