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64.7% of Non-Registered Eligible Voters Support a 3rd Party

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 82 Comments › )
Filed under Elections, Elections 2012, Food and Drink, Humor, OOT, Open thread, Politics, Polls, Satire at October 18th, 2011 - 11:00 pm

[Courtesy Strutts News Services]
According to a recent survey conducted by StruttsPolls™ a large majority of 22 year-old white male non-registered eligible voters would support a 3rd party because they couldn’t remember the first two.

64.7% of the non-registered voters polled in Rudy’s backyard last weekend said that they’d register to vote if the Party Party was established. The remaining 35.3% wavered between the Toga Party and the Hot Chicks Naked In Jacuzzis With Beer Party.

None of the current candidates for the presidensity address the young and inebriated non-voting contingent. That’s a potentially huge voting bloc – and all they want is a keg on every patio, a couple of bimbos to make nachos and dismiss their advances, and The Overnight Open Thread.

I’ve seen these guys somewhere…

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 46 Comments › )
Filed under Blogwars, Diary of Daedalus, Humor, OOT, Open thread at October 17th, 2011 - 11:00 pm


Don’t know exactly, but something seems vaguely familiar about those guys. It’ll come to me eventually. Reminds me of, um, nah. Can’t be. Gotta be a coincidence. On the other hand, it’s no coincidence that it’s posted here, on
The Overnight Open Thread.

Gimme Dat Gimme Dat Gimme Gimme Gimme Dat

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 44 Comments › )
Filed under Anarcho-Capitalism, Canada, Communism, Economy, Free Speech, Humor, Liberal Fascism, OOT, Open thread, Politics, Progressives, Satire, Socialism at October 16th, 2011 - 11:00 pm

My internest friend raincoaster (a witty sentient from Canuckistan and author of the longest debate thread) posted in support of the Occupy Movement, and provided some linkage. Rain and I disagree on many political issues, but we still get along. OccupyWhatever is one topic where we diverge as our effluent flows in different directions; mine flows downhill.

Occupy Vancouver wants people to give them just a few small items:

Media team, walkie talkies, press passes, whiteboard, printer, ink, paper, tables, chairs, media tent, rocket stick (prepaid), Boom mic and stand, extension cables, super long internet cable, 4 power bars, External hard drives, SD cards, Apple laptops with final cut pro, PC laptops with premier or AVID, HD cameras, Cables (USB, FireWire, etc), flip HD camera, Any other film/video equipment (lights, generators, Gaffer tape, power cables, umbrellas, tarps, scissors, duct tape, saran wrap (for waterproofing), re-usable rain ponchos, Dell 1525 Batteries with Rapid Chargers, Double A and Triple A Batteries, HDSLR and Video Camera Rain Covers, generator (1000 watts minimum, 2000 is good), two 4G hotspots (clearchannel is good brand), laptop of 2.4ghz core 2 duo or greater, rubber maid containers, musical instruments, tarps, twine, large plastic water containers, childrens books, cd player, portable radio, batteries, WILLINGNESS TO COME PLAY, Rubbermaid containers, power cords, hot plates to make warm yummy vegan food, reusable plates, cups and cutlery, 12′ x 12′ tarp, coffee maker, toaster, microwave, mixer, coolers, plastic bins, serving bowls, prepared foods, soups salads, fruit & veg, caffeine free hot beverages, hot chocolate, The Education Station, NEEDS A TENT / CANOPY and chairs, MEDICS AND SECURITY TEAM, Walky Talkies, White Boards.

Let’s see. They want free food and shelter, a lot of miscellaneous containers and utensils and pricey electronics. They omitted water, clothing, toilet facilities and personal hygiene products (soap?) which are obviously not essential to the OccupyWhatever contingent.

“Dude! Here’s some yummy vegan food on a reusable plate that hasn’t been washed. Have a fork – I licked it clean. And if you have to take a capitalist later, we have a Maytag box equipped with a Hefty bag over there. Eat with your right, wipe with your left. Enjoy!”

When they’re tired of urban camping, who gets to keep all these freebees? Will they pay for them, return them, donate them to charity, or sell out to capitalism and offer them up on Craig’s List? Yeah, that’s a rhetorical question… The hypocrisy is amazing – check out this brilliance.

I don’t know, Babs, but I do know this: your uvula’s on the fritz, and it’s time for The Overnight Open Thread.

Bucketheads

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 150 Comments › )
Filed under Communism, Economy, Education, Free Speech, Hate Speech, Humor, OOT, Open thread, Politics, Progressives, Socialism at October 15th, 2011 - 11:00 pm


[Image via; 1st interview via Weasel Zippers, 2nd via lgfretro. ]
Apparently, some of the “Occupy X” morons believe all U.S. Citizens who earn more than minimum wage deserve this.

And to top it off,  OWS Meltdown Boy has been identified as a trust fund recipient. 99% LOL that.

My favorite brain-dead brilliance so far is this awesome interview, with this being a close second, and as for the brain-undead, here’s The Overnight Open Thread.

[P.S. Kudos to Urban Infidel for her photojournalistic ventures into the dark underbelly of OWS, and for her interview on Roger Hedgecock’s show on AM600KOGO. If anyone still thinks there’s cherry-picking going on, Zombie’s got more.]