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Santa Fight!

by Phantom Ace ( 40 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Open thread at December 16th, 2013 - 7:00 pm

A drunken brawl broke out between Santa Clauses attending Santa Con, a gathering of Santa in New York City.

A group of men wearing Santa suits got into a brawl near Union Square that was caught on video Saturday night, cops said.

[….]

The fight involving about eight men dressed as Santa Claus erupted at the corner of 17th St. and Third Ave. around 8:15 p.m., he said.

The revelers were believed to be partaking in SantaCon, an annual event that saturates pubs in parts of Manhattan and Brooklyn with drunken St. Nicks.

The gathering has been controversial as some residents have complained about drunken Santas vomiting and fighting. The YouTube video was posted under the heading “Santapocolypse NYC 2013.”

These Santas were very naughty!

 

Earthy Christmas Custom: El Caganer

by 1389AD ( 127 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Christianity, Europe, Humor, Open thread, Satire, Spain at December 24th, 2010 - 6:30 pm

How To Tell You've Been Really Bad - Santa Claus defecating down a chimney

Weird Christmas Custom: Spot the Pooping Peasant Figurine

Caganer figures of Don Quixote and Sancho Panza

Ceramic figurines of Don Quixote and Sancho Panza, called “caganers,” are seen at the Santa Llucia Fair in Barcelona, Spain, in 2005. Statuettes of well-known people defecating are a strong Christmas tradition in Catalonia, dating back to the 18th century. The figures symbolize fertilization, hope and prosperity for the coming year.

Holiday traditions such as wrapping gifts and eating fruitcake may suck, but nothing is crappier than a bizarre Christmas custom practiced in Spain.

While a typical Nativity scene in most parts of the world usually includes figurines of baby Jesus, Joseph, Mary and their entourage of Wise Men and farm animals, folks in the Catalonia region of Spain add their own weird twist.

If you look really closely at Christmas Nativities in Catalan cities like Barcelona or Tarragona, chances are you’ll find a strange figurine of a man squatting and pooping somewhere in the manger. There’s even a little pile of poop right next to the figure to prove it.

That’s right. Someone is taking a crap right in the middle of baby Jesus’ birthday, but in Spain, it’s no big deal.

Ceramic figurines of Don Quixote and Sancho Panza, called “caganers,” are seen at the Santa Llucia Fair in Barcelona, Spain, in 2005. Statuettes of well-known people defecating are a strong Christmas tradition in Catalonia, dating back to the 18th century. The figures symbolize fertilization, hope and prosperity for the coming year.

The pooping peasant figure is called “el caganer ” – which translates to “the defecator” – and has been a stinky staple in Catalan Christmas culture since the 18th century, according to Spaniard Ana Ramiro, press manager for the Tourist Office of Spain in Los Angeles.

Ramiro told AOL News that el caganer is a very popular and common holiday figure all over Catalonia and in parts of Italy, France and Portugal, and is often hidden somewhere obscure, like behind a tree, in public Nativities.

In fact, she said Catalan kids have been known to make a festive game out of spotting the pooping peasant this time of year because it is that likely that he’s in there somewhere.

It’s like playing “Where’s Waldo?” – only with poop.

But why in the name of you know who is there a man relieving himself in the manger?

Well, Ramiro cleared the air and revealed that the reasons are really quite simple.

“There are many interpretations of what el caganer stands for, but the most popular belief is that he’s fertilizing the earth to bring forth a good harvest. It’s to bring good luck and abundance in the new year,” she explained. “Some people also think that just like a birth is natural, going to the bathroom is too, so he fits right in.”

Either way – No. 1 or No. 2 – Ramiro said el caganer is here to stay, and is even tolerated by the Catholic Church.

“I remember visiting my grandmother’s church as a child and seeing el caganer squatting and pooping in the church Nativity. I’ve never heard of people being offended by it, since it’s such an old tradition,” she said.

El caganer has become so widely accepted, figurines are sold all over Catalonia. A version of President Barack Obama as el caganer is even available online.

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Yes, these photos are clickable…

Caganer figure of Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty might take a minor issue with the caganer figure of herself. She’s a gata refinada y amable and would answer nature’s call only in an appropriate location, most likely a litter box. In the future, she might prefer that the litter box be included in the sculptural rendition.

Politicians, on the other hand, are only too happy to do Number Two all over everybody, and not only at Christmas.

Just for starters, here’s Barack Hussein:

Caganer figure of Barack Hussein Obama

And Hillary:

Caganer figure of Hillary Rodham Clinton


Saint Nicholas Fought Injustice

by 1389AD ( 46 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Christianity, History, Open thread, Orthodox Christianity, Russia at December 24th, 2010 - 9:00 am

Saint Nicholas of Myra Saves Three Innocents from Execution - Painting by Ilya Repin (click for larger image)

The above image is Saint Nicholas of Myra Saves Three Innocents from Execution by the famed Ukrainian artist Ilya Repin. Another work by Ilya Repin is featured here.

Saint Nicholas a hero? Who knew?

The “Santa Claus” celebrated in Western pop culture is a myth that has been built up around a real historical figure, namely Saint Nikola of Myra, known and loved by the Serbs as Sveti Nikola.

Why are we telling children to wait for “Santa Claus” to arrive on Christmas Eve in a sleigh pulled by eight reindeer, when the truth is far more inspiring?

Instead, we should be teaching children and adults to follow the real “Saint Nick” as a role model. Not only did the good Saint spend the entire fortune that he had inherited on helping the poor, but he also was a brave man who fearlessly fought for truth and justice.

From the website of the Greek Orthodox Church of Saint George in Des Moines, Iowa:

One story about Nicholas tells us that, while visiting a remote area, the saint received news that the ruler of Myra, Eustathius, had condemned three innocent men to death. Nicholas rushed home and arrived in time to physically intervene in the execution by grasping the executioner’s sword and throwing it to the ground. He ordered the condemned men freed from their bonds. Approximately 1500 years later, in the 19th century, a controversy arose over capital punishment in Russia. Russian artist Ilya Repin studied ancient icons of Nicholas grasping the blade with his bare hand and used the images to make his own painting (in a realistic style instead of an iconographic style) depicting the incident and making his own comment about the controversy through art.

Such was the reputation of the good Bishop of Myra that the executioners immediately set free the three condemned men. Later, when Eustathius had repented of his wrongdoing and had performed a suitable penance, Saint Nicholas forgave him.

Below is one of the traditional Russian icons of the type that Ilya Repin studied for his own art:

Sveti Nikola Saves Three Innocents from Execution - Old Russian Icon

Patron Saint

Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of Russia, of Greece, and of many other cities, regions, occupations, and circumstances of life. Most famously, he is the patron saint of children, of boatmen, watermen, mariners, and sailors, of travellers and pilgrims, and of students and scholars. He is also the patron saint of judges, of repentant thieves, and of those victimized by injustice.


Originally published on 1389 Blog.


OOT: The Sequel

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 64 Comments › )
Filed under Art, History, Humor, Open thread at December 23rd, 2010 - 2:39 am

Welcome to Part II of tonight’s Overnight Open Thread.