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World Nuge Tonight

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 28 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Music, OOT, Open thread, Satire at April 22nd, 2012 - 10:00 pm

Ted Nugent, a Michigan-born conservative who has endorsed Obama’s presumed Republican challenger in the November elections, Mitt Romney, drew Secret Service attention with his blunt remarks about Obama and administration officials at the NRA event.

“We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November,” Nugent said at the convention.

U.S. Representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz, chairwoman of the Democratic National Convention, responded earlier this week, saying “threatening violence – or whatever it is that Nugent’s threatening – is clearly beyond the pale.” [via]

In response to Wasserman-Schultz, Nugent was typically blunt and to the point.

“Now what you gotta do, I’ll tell you what you gotta do You got to pretend your face is a Maserati It’s a Maserati It’s a Maserati It’s a gettin’ hotty It’s a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati It’s a fast one too man, that thing’s turbocharged You feel like a little fuel injection honey? I’ll tell ya about it, I’ll tell you about it I gotta get that hood scoop off, shine and shine and buff I’ll check out the hood scoop I gotta buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, Yeah, shiny now baby, heh heh heh You’ve been drivin’ all night long It’s time to put the old Maserati away.”

That’s right, folks, it’s zee Wango zee Tango on The Overnight Open Thread.

[Update: Photo in the screen cap was misidentified.
It is not Ted Nugent, it is Sammy Hagar. – ed.]

[Update II: Although the above is mostly snark, this is not. h/t RoL.]

The Colombian escort in the Secret Service scandal, revealed!

by Phantom Ace ( 56 Comments › )
Filed under Columbia at April 20th, 2012 - 11:30 am

The Secret Service scandal that occurred in Cartagena Colombia is a national disgrace. It was a big time security risk, but luckily it happened in an allied country. Although prostitution is legal in Colombia, these agents should have respected their offices and not engaged in these activities on government time. Now the escort has been identified. Her name is Dania Suarez and she is 24.

CARTAGENA, COLOMBIA – The Daily News published the first photos of the Colombian call girl whose encounter with a cheapskate Secret Service agent set off the agency’s worst sex scandal.

Dania Suarez, the 24-year-old single mom of a 9-year-old son, has gone into hiding as the scandal mushrooms, according to neighbors.

A friend stopped by late Wednesday to pick up her dog, a pug named Valentino, they said.

Suarez, originally from the island of San Andres, is a quiet tenant who rents a small apartment in a hacienda-style home for about $600 a month, neighbors said.

They often saw her go out late and come home at dawn, dangling her high heels in her hand.

“She never told us what she did for a living but it was obvious,” said Maria Quintero, 31, who lives on the first floor of the three story white building.

I will knot knock her for trying to make a living. My gripe is with the irresponsibility of the Secret Service agents. Regardless of how one feels about the American Pharaoh, he is still our President and its their duty to protect him. If they want to party with prostitutes in Cartagena Colombia, then they should go while they are not on duty. This is disgrace and there needs to be house cleaning.