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World Nuge Tonight

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 28 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Music, OOT, Open thread, Satire at April 22nd, 2012 - 10:00 pm

Ted Nugent, a Michigan-born conservative who has endorsed Obama’s presumed Republican challenger in the November elections, Mitt Romney, drew Secret Service attention with his blunt remarks about Obama and administration officials at the NRA event.

“We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November,” Nugent said at the convention.

U.S. Representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz, chairwoman of the Democratic National Convention, responded earlier this week, saying “threatening violence – or whatever it is that Nugent’s threatening – is clearly beyond the pale.” [via]

In response to Wasserman-Schultz, Nugent was typically blunt and to the point.

“Now what you gotta do, I’ll tell you what you gotta do You got to pretend your face is a Maserati It’s a Maserati It’s a Maserati It’s a gettin’ hotty It’s a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati It’s a fast one too man, that thing’s turbocharged You feel like a little fuel injection honey? I’ll tell ya about it, I’ll tell you about it I gotta get that hood scoop off, shine and shine and buff I’ll check out the hood scoop I gotta buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, Yeah, shiny now baby, heh heh heh You’ve been drivin’ all night long It’s time to put the old Maserati away.”

That’s right, folks, it’s zee Wango zee Tango on The Overnight Open Thread.

[Update: Photo in the screen cap was misidentified.
It is not Ted Nugent, it is Sammy Hagar. – ed.]

[Update II: Although the above is mostly snark, this is not. h/t RoL.]

Face Face

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 56 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Open thread at May 16th, 2011 - 11:00 pm


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You know what he’s yelling.
“Live From Blogmocracy! It’s The Overnight Open Thread!

Caracoles

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 177 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Open thread at April 17th, 2011 - 11:00 pm


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Samantha Quayle
Befriended a snail,
And was overcome with dread,
‘Cause her facial terrain
Was a snail domain,
On the Overnight Open Thread.

[Updated image, courtesy of Eliana.]

What The Duck?

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 96 Comments › )
Filed under Evolution, Humor, Open thread at February 13th, 2011 - 11:00 pm


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Yeah, it’s been done before, but yesterday I took my retro MS Paint out for a spin. It kept me from yardwork while I bided my time and waited patiently for
The Overnight Open Thread.